Dear Valuable Human Resource,
Thank you for your application to our internship program! As you are aware, ours is a highly selective program offered to only the most diligent, hard-working, and productive prospects. As an unpaid intern, you’ll be responsible for top-level work including a daily quota of billable hours and reviewed documents.
Your experience will build your character while paving the way for a bright future for our firm! And, once your internship program is complete, outstanding candidates will be offered the chance to stay on as a document review associate!
We look forward to many years of your diligent service. Please report to Building 1, Basement 3 upon arrival at our campus.
As always, please govern yourself accordingly!
Leonard J. French, Esq.
Human Resources Director
Awful Asses Legal Services Corporation